Corrupt A Wish

Guest

Granted, but someone comes along and seals your power.

I wish that my dinner would hurry up and be done.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:16 pm

granted but it's burned by the time you get there

I wish I were the only male on Earth and all the women were still straight and attracted to me

Guest

Granted, but they all let themselves go when the men vanished.

I wish my nose would stop itching.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:22 pm

Dx nuuuu

granted, but your feet start itching again

I wish that I could become king of the world, nay the solar ststem

Guest

Granted, but its a far off, uninhabited solar system.

I wish that GameStop would accept computer games to be traded in.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:29 pm

good enough for me

granted but only foreign PC games

I wish for a few billion subjects to live within my solar system, without me dying

Guest

Granted, but they are secretly plotting to kill you.

I wish my eye would stop twitching.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:12 pm

granted but the eye starts

I wish that I happened across a million bucks real cash, unmarked

Guest

Granted, but it blows away before you could pick it up.

I wish I didn't have to read over the summer.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:20 pm

granted but you forget how to read, talk and type

I wish I really did have a set of 100 fairies I've caught and collected

Guest

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish I could read at light speed.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:35 pm

granted, but it just so happens you can only read that fast between flickers of light bursts

I wish I could read minds

Guest

Granted, but you can only read them when you sleep.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:43 pm

granted but your mind has to tell your muscles to do it

I wish I were built like Brock Lesnar (my friggen hero if you didn't know >=O)

Guest

Granted, but everyone's afraid of you 'cause you're so big.

I wish my hair would hurry up and dry.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:34 pm

granted but it will burn because you used flames to dry em

i wish that my goddamned neighbours wouldnt start listening to music at 3am

Guest

Granted, they take up opera instead

I wish I had an X-box 360

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:05 pm

granted but it gets stolen

I wish I didn't have so many fetishes
(seriously Komi, that wet hair thing is a turn-on)

Guest

Granted, but the few that you still have start to control your life. (My hair's still kinda damp.)
I wish I knew what I wanted to draw.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:14 pm

granted, its a unicorn getting raped by a tentacle monster (seriously! >=o Draw it!)

I wish I had great drawing talent -__-

Guest

Granted, but you can only draw naked, fat guys >=D

I wish I could draw animals.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:23 pm

granted but they look nothing like their real-life counterparts

I wish I could understand advanced math like I used to

Guest

Granted, but it's the only thing you can understand.

I wish I didn't have to take more than one math class next year.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:31 pm

granted but you have five language classes with teachers that don't even understand what their teaching

I wish I had an army of people like in Starship Troopers, all willing to die and whatever else I wanted of them as I expand my empire to the cosmos

Guest

Granted, but they're weaker than rice paper even as a group.

I wish my fingers weren't cold!

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:40 pm

granted but that only cause your cursed to frig yourself for a month straight without the option of death or sleep

I wish I could see that happen O.O

Guest

Granted, but I kill you afterwords.

I wish I hadn't looked up the meanind of frig.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:50 pm

(laughs til I faint) granted but it's explained to you by your grandmother... while she's friggin (-shivers-)

I wish Komi would let me watch her xD

Guest

Granted, but she never does it after you ask.

I wish I had a new computer.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:55 pm

granted but it's worse than the one you have now

I wish had the money to finish my current computer