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Kyu ~Hell's Mistress~
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PostSubject: The Obsidian Gate   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:51 am

*In all repects, the "Front door" to the most dangerous part's of hell and to the Palace of Flames. Heavily guarded by demonic soldiers and powerful demons alike. Impenetrable to all but those who are allowed access.*


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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:15 pm

Leading an army of Pink Elephants in tornado form we charge, the intent clear!. But in case it's not, let me be clear. "STORM THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:34 pm

Stands at the head of her forces on the massive gate, a curious yet amused smirk on her face as the......pink elephants approach. Some of her guards struggle to stifle a laugh as she shakes her head and breifly wonders if this is a call for armageddon. Lashing her tails outwards and focusing her wind element as well as her divine fire, she tears through the ranks of the.....*facepalms because she cant believe she's about to say this*............."pink" tornados and "pink" elephants........with hurrican force winds and flaming cyclones of her own.
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:46 pm

Debris and mangled bodies lay scattered everywhere. The sounds of tracer rounds streaking the war-torn sky is deafening. In all honesty momma, I'm not sure why I ever signed up for this war. We're fighting a real life devil in Kyu the Mistress of Hell. Already three of my closest friends have been killed. The first dived on a bomb to save the squad, the second took a frag grenade to the chest and the last one is still bleeding to death beside me. Apparently he caught a glimpse up Kyu's skirt and she wasn't exactly modest in undergarments.

But either way, I hope you get this letter mother

Signed, Thomas Pink Elephant III

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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:59 pm

As the battle continued to rage, she turned to her archers on the gate and pointed a finger out towards the field. "Fire!" she commanded, and fire they did..........and as the warriors fought, the sky darkend from the immense amount of.........Jalepeno peppers that fell upon them all in a rain of spicyness.
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:07 pm

Thomas Pink Elephant III wrote:
O.O "Everyone take covers!" I shouted as the peppers began their descent. This was supposed to be a battle of noble warriors, but she'd brought out the bio warfare. So as everyone snuggled up intheir blankets, we plotted the way we'd get her back.


"Sadly Mrs. Pink Elephant the second, that was the last line written by dear, sweet Thomas.." This was a terrible, tragic day indeed. I had to inform the mother of a young Pink Elephant that her son wasn't coming home.... pink. "He's been scarred horribly. He's now blue from the jalapeno bombings..." I said, my head hanging in shame.

When will this dreadful war come to a close?

Gen. Toffer Pink Elephant, First Battlion: Blue Commander

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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:22 pm

"My Queen!" one of her soldiers shouted as he made his way towards her, "The enemy is attempting to scale the walls.". "Just as planned..........have the preperations been made?" she asked. "Yes my queen, the fire oil is ready" the soldier replied.

She made her way over to the front of the gate and leaned over the wall to see the elephants attempting to climb upward. Holding her hand out while keeping her eyes on the enemy, one of her soldiers handed her a torch. "Barbacue time...." she said with a sadistic smile on her face as she dropped the torch into the moat of flamable oil below which in turn became a flaming inferno moat which fried and burned the very ladders the elephants were climbing as her archers continued to pelt the enemy with peppers.
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PostSubject: BURRITO KING!   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:23 pm

kyu! you shall face the rath! the wrath of the !

yes!
i amd the king of the ******* (censored for children)


YEAH!
umm.....YEAH!
YEAH! *POSES*

THE KING OF BURRRITOEEEEEEEES!

charge my minions! *small dwarfs looking like burritoes charge slowly*
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:37 pm

Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael and Leonardo, together they make up the Power Rangers!

............

No wait.. The TMNT! These four ninjas slink up the wall, unseen as they are wearing gravy camouflage and denim fatigues. A quick series of handsigns and they four split in different directions.




I watch, transfixed on the flames as I chew on the leg of a barbecued duck. "Wow, them burritos look dangerous. We just may win this war, unless the Order of The Fortune Cookie shows up..."

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PostSubject: go horsy gooo!   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:40 pm

ofcourse we'll win!

fuck teh fortune cookie order thingy!

order of the fortune cookei......im confused

*jumps on divine and kicks him* go horsy go!

CHARGE! *as divine makes that horse sound and charges with teh pink elephants and burritos* neighing i think
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:46 pm

I whinny and charges forward on all fours, trotting like a noble stallion. "For the Ice Cream!"

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PostSubject: hmmm   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:49 pm

*raises an eybrow*

our army fleed! *we stand alone against a thousand of hell minionis and kyu*

tis is like teh movie three hundred....were two....one and a half actualy *stares at divine as his feet dissolve in magma*
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:54 pm

I can't help it, I had to sing before I die, it's in the epic clause. "We shall not~ We shall not be moved~! We shall not~ We shall not be moved~!"

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PostSubject: i rescue all   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:00 pm

weee sing! roses and cherries and apples and berries....err thats the wrong song

*summons rescue team*

my angels! gabriel,samael,uriel,michael,lucifer, and the rest of the jerks

*all picking their noses* err wat now boss (says gabriel)

pick us up!

not ur noses!

pick us!
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:13 pm

*walks up to gate with large sack over shoulder and Ashe at side*
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:37 pm

*Shakes her head and places her hands on her hips as she looks behind her. Setup behind the gate are several thousand artillery guns ready to fire giant dodge balls*

*She turns to the artillery commander and nods, giving him the signal to fire. All at once, thousands of dodgeballs are shot forth from the cannons towards the remaining goofballs(aka shadow and orph)*
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:38 pm

Kyu-sama. *bows head*
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Dear Great Giga Shadow, I fear I may have failed you in my time away from your awesome powers. But, apparently the Kung Fu trained Pink Elephants weren't skilled enough to distract her. I have one last ditch effort to get our hands on the ice cream... they are supposed to be meeting me soon. If only these dodgeballs didn't sting so much.

Signed, His Divine Shadow

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PostSubject: WE AREEEEEEE TEH CHAMPIONS!   Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:16 am

*gets hit by dodgeball* *is angry* (when orpheus getss angry he releases death*

*heart pounds* voice echoes**grabs chest**icecream truck man song starts playin*
*changes CD* *numb by linkin park starts playing*

chyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
RAAAAAWR?

SEVEN CODE: DEATH! lets do this shadow!
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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:54 pm

Ryo kicks on the gates on Hell. "Dammit! Let me in!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Obsidian Gate   Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:10 pm

*pokes the wall until it falls down*

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